Michael Jackson fans annoy the hell out of me. I mean seriously, have you seen these people? They will do anything for this man. A man that none of them even met. I know celebrities bring something special to our hearts but that isn't cheap. We have to pay for that. I mean, I'm a big Beyoncé fan but i know good and well that she wouldn't loan me money. Or visit me in the hospital. Or tell me that she loves me. Or buy me a Christmas present. Believe me, I already thought out scenarios.
Me: Beyoncé, can i borrow money. I'm trying to save up and get your DVD that comes out later this month.
Beyoncé: Do I know you?
Me: Yeah, I saw you at your concert. I didn't make it to your last one because all the gays got the tickets.
Beyoncé: OK.
Me: So can I borrow like, $28,000?
Beyoncé: Security!
OK, maybe it wouldn't happen like that. More like this.
Me: Beyoncé, can i borrow...(Gets tackled by security)
You see all the celebrities do is see us as money. I mean yes they LOVE their fans but they don't love each and everyone of us. If you died today, Trey Songz wouldn't come to your funeral. Lady GaGa isn't going to send her condolences.
OK yes, I know that they help us through bad times. I mean, I listen to Eminem's song Kim when I'm depressed. Of course I won't kill my ex wife's husband and stepson, take her out for a drive and gut her in the woods. But Eminem's song takes me there. Somewhere I can't go myself. That's the good that celebrities bring me. They let us feel what we can't really feel for ourselves. Unless your a whore. Then people like Nicki Minaj are telling your life story.
I'm getting off topic.
My point is don't call me a "Dumb fucking ignorant moron" because i think Michael Jackson's was only good between 1979 and 1991. If any of you bought his recent compilation albums, you'll know that the bulk consist of Thriller and Bad'; with a couple from Off The Wall and like three or four from History, Dangerous and Invincible. Lets face it. He was only worth mentioning in the 80s. But the amazing things he did in the 80s is what keeps him alive today. Not to exclude the amazing performances he did in the 90's, but when I buy a song, It doesn't come with a video of him dancing. That's why Ciara sucks. She's an amazing dancer, but that doesn't mean she is an amazing singer. And when you buy a Ciara album, you cannot see her dancing (even though she does the same shit in every fucking video). Plus she looks like a man.
In conclusion:
Stop worshipping these celebrities. They are people just like you and me. With more money, and
fame and STD's then any of us. The people you should worship are the celebrities who are famous
Two Fingers and a Fish Net.
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